Hardcover Hauteur Magazine Issue 1: Warfare

The Hauteur magazine.

The most luxurious physical product on all of the Twitter sphere.

This will not get you a Lambo in 12 months.

This will not make you slay pussy.

This is not a how-to guide towards riches, happiness or love.

Did you ever look at your coffee table and wonder "what the fuck"?

This is a luxury item you can proudly display on your designer coffee table.

Instead of shame, you'll actually feel proud when people notice it.

Yes it's big and it's beautiful. Big enough to cover your shameful GQ underneath it when someone visits.

This is something people will ask you about where you got it, and not being able to get it because I have no interest in running multiple editions.

One of the sleekest gifts you can come up with for a birthday etc.

I don't want you to even think about buying this, if you have to think about buying this.

Limited.

Sexy.

Hardcover.

Hauteur.